Here! For once something appropriate to laugh about (or feel appalled or
just shake your head in disgust)!

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*The Bare Necessities of Trump (False Equivalencies / The Jungle Book
Song Parody)*
/Patrick Fitzgerald, 204,118 views/
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxwCShGoHCw>

"False equivalence" is a logical fallacy that Donald Trump masterfully
takes advantage of to distract from his crimes. This song parody of "The
Bare Necessities" gives a couple examples, you know, for educational
purposes.

Lyrics:

Look for the false equivalency
When talking to your devotees
Compare yourself to others with some lies
I mean a false equivalency
Should be your favourite recipe
To make it seem as if you’re justified

When you are indicted, 97 times
Just accuse some others, of similar crimes
If you find Biden and Mike Pence
Had secret files, there’s your defence
But just don’t mention that they complied
While you tried to hide files that were classified
And maybe sold a few

That false equivalence is sure to work for you
It works for you

Look for a false equivalency
When talking to your devotees
Compare yourself to others with some lies
I mean a false equivalency
Might help prevent a guilty plea
From co-defendants that you terrorise

Now when you find a laptop
From the President’s son
Use it as the backstop
For the crimes you’ve done
Investigate Biden for crimes you invent
No need for a trial, just cause dissent
It doesn’t have to make much sense
Just buy some time for your own defence

Have I given you a clue?
The false equivalence is sure to work for you
‘Til your next coup....."
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