Xeno wrote:

> On 24/5/2023 9:22 am, Noddy wrote:
>
>> The most amusing aspect of the sad cunt's pathetic existence is that
>> he carries on as if his life experiences are of great interest to all
>> and
>
> Well, you are responding to my post so it must be of interest to you.
>
>> sundry yet *no one* seems to give the slightest fuck about a word he
>> has to say. Well, no one other than Felix, and Felix has demonstrated
>> many times that he's about as smart as mashed potato.

noodles employs the Goebbels method.. repeat a lie often enough and ppl
will believe it.

>>
>> Delusions of grandeur are a *big* problem for this walking
>> personality disorder :)
>>

projection?

> Delusions? That'd be what afflicts someone who *falsely* and
> *fraudulently* claims to be a *qualified tradesman* 2 or 3 times over.
> Someone who claims his house is way better than anyone else's *dolls
> house*. That would be you Darren!

yes

>
> Some of us actually *possess* the trade qualifications and are under
> no delusions whatsoever.
>

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FUCK PUTIN!!

On 24/05/2023 10:11 am, lindsay wrote:
> On 24/05/2023 9:31 am, Xeno wrote:
>> On 24/5/2023 9:22 am, Noddy wrote:
>>
>>> The most amusing aspect of the sad cunt's pathetic existence is that
>>> he carries on as if his life experiences are of great interest to all
>>> and
>>
>> Well, you are responding to my post
>
> sorry shit-fer-brains. he was replying to MY post...you cant even get
> that right.

His terminal personality disorder makes it impossible for him to see the
difference :)

>> so it must be of interest to you.
>
>>> sundry yet *no one* seems to give the slightest fuck about a word he
>>> has to say. Well, no one other than Felix, and Felix has demonstrated
>>> many times that he's about as smart as mashed potato.
>>>
>>> Delusions of grandeur are a *big* problem for this walking
>>> personality disorder :)
>>>
>> Delusions? That'd be what afflicts someone who *falsely* and
>> *fraudulently* claims to
>
> "He deleted them"
> "Kangaroos are not protected"
> "Golf is a winter sport"
> "wedge type woodsplitters throw the wood at the operator"
>
> Right Krypsis?
> Then there's
>
> Tractor Hydraulics
> Equipment examiners?
> Calf feeders?
> London smog?
> cricket bat anatomy?
> cricket playing nations?
> cricket broadcasts?
> business acumen?
> The running half man
> Coroners Court cases?
> Keys, then key fobs?
> Scruples?
> Newspapers?
> Outboards?
> ISP Regulations
> Radar phones
> Cockpit Voice Recorders
> Skid steer loader towing
> Leeuwin Current
> 40 gigabit phone dongle
> Berms and moving mounds
> DNA
> Local papers
>
> And reams of more of your attempts to look knowledgeable on every
> subject spoken about in here.... and failing dismilly, shit-fer-brains.
> And then you ran away..

A couple of personal favourites are the "friend" he claimed lived
exactly where I do now 20 years before I bought out here and who filled
him in on exactly what it was like to live here, with the only problem
there being 20 years before I bought here this was nothing but farmland
and there is no record of anyone ever having lived here on the electoral
roles.

Let's not forget the "friend" he reckons he hadn't spoken to for 40
years but was not only able to remember his contact details but was able
to call him out of the blue completely at random and ask him about an
alleged paint job the bloke did for him decades ago and this "friend"
instantly recalled the job with such detail that he was able to cite the
exact colour *and* type of paint used :)

Fucking amazing really given that most people would struggle to remember
a job they did a year ago let alone before Malcolm Fraser was Prime
Minister :)

Other little goodies are his selection as an adult aircraft maintenance
engineer trainee, and he claimed it as if such a thing ever actually
existed, and his claim that he worked on Thermoquad carburettors during
his time at a Ford dealership prior to 1974 with the only problem there
being that Ford Australia never used the things on anything before 1976 :)

The bloke is a total *whackjob* with many problems, but his biggest one
is that he talks that much utter nonsense that he can't tell the
difference between fantasy and reality himself.

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Regards,
Noddy.

On 24/5/2023 12:55 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> Xeno wrote:
>
>> On 24/5/2023 9:22 am, Noddy wrote:
>>
>>> The most amusing aspect of the sad cunt's pathetic existence is that
>>> he carries on as if his life experiences are of great interest to all
>>> and
>>
>> Well, you are responding to my post so it must be of interest to you.
>>
>>> sundry yet *no one* seems to give the slightest fuck about a word he
>>> has to say. Well, no one other than Felix, and Felix has demonstrated
>>> many times that he's about as smart as mashed potato.
>
>
> noodles employs the Goebbels method.. repeat a lie often enough and ppl
> will believe it.

Not *everyone* ... ;-)
>
>>>
>>> Delusions of grandeur are a *big* problem for this walking
>>> personality disorder :)
>>>
>
>
> projection?
>
For sure! Why else would anyone claim to be dual qualified when they
didn't (couldn't) even make the grade in year 9?
>
>> Delusions? That'd be what afflicts someone who *falsely* and
>> *fraudulently* claims to be a *qualified tradesman* 2 or 3 times over.
>> Someone who claims his house is way better than anyone else's *dolls
>> house*. That would be you Darren!
>
>
> yes
>
>>
>> Some of us actually *possess* the trade qualifications and are under
>> no delusions whatsoever.

--
Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On 24/5/2023 1:23 pm, Noddy wrote:

>
> A couple of personal favourites are the "friend" he claimed lived
> exactly where I do now 20 years before I bought out here and who filled
> him in on exactly what it was like to live here, with the only problem
> there being 20 years before I bought here this was nothing but farmland
> and there is no record of anyone ever having lived here on the electoral
> roles.

Well, he doesn't live there any more. But he would be long retired now
anyway.
>
> Let's not forget the "friend" he reckons he hadn't spoken to for 40

What? He stayed at my house some 112-15 years ago. It's just a
possibility I spoke to him on that occasion. He also visited us once
before back in the early 80s at our home in Armadale!

> years but was not only able to remember his contact details but was able

When I had his phone number on my teledex, it wasn't at all difficult to
call him.

> to call him out of the blue completely at random and ask him about an
> alleged paint job the bloke did for him decades ago and this "friend"
> instantly recalled the job with such detail that he was able to cite the
> exact colour *and* type of paint used :)

Well, I didn't ring him out of the blue nor at random, definitely not
specifically to ask him about that paint job on my old car.
>
> Fucking amazing really given that most people would struggle to remember
> a job they did a year ago let alone before Malcolm Fraser was Prime
> Minister :)

It was the *first* car he ever sprayed and it was what triggered in him
a desire to be a spray painter. Unlike you Darren, he didn't just
suddenly - and fraudulently - call himself a tradesman, he actually did
an (adult) apprenticeship as a spray painter and ran a *real* car repair
business at Kingston in Tasmania.
>
> Other little goodies are his selection as an adult aircraft maintenance
> engineer trainee, and he claimed it as if such a thing ever actually

It did and that was backed up by Paul Saccani and by Graeme the real LAME.

> existed, and his claim that he worked on Thermoquad carburettors during
> his time at a Ford dealership prior to 1974 with the only problem there
> being that Ford Australia never used the things on anything before 1976 :)

I never claimed I worked on thermoquads prior to 1974. I worked on, and
was trained in, thermoquads in *1979* in *Melbourne* during my first job
in that fair city and immediately prior to my employment with the
*Education Department of Victoria*.
>
> The bloke is a total *whackjob* with many problems, but his biggest one

The whackjob here - is you! You are the one making delusional claims.

> is that he talks that much utter nonsense that he can't tell the
> difference between fantasy and reality himself.

Best example of projection ever. BTW Darren, found those mythical and
mysterious disappearing trade papers yet. Like you when you were
confronted by your year 9 exams, they too seem to have *run away*.

--
Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On Wed, 24 May 2023 09:22:03 +1000, Noddy wrote:

snip loony

> Delusions of grandeur are a *big* problem for this walking personality
> disorder :)

Darren of Troy: The poster who broke a thousand irony meters.

alvey

On Wed, 24 May 2023 10:11:52 +1000, lindsay wrote:

snip pissy misdemeanors
> And reams of more of your attempts to look knowledgeable on every
> subject spoken about in here.... and failing dismilly, shit-fer-brains.

Typo ot Month: "...and failing dismilly..."
> And then you ran away..

So how about you have a shot at The Fraudster for his class-leading
cowardice?

alvey

On Wed, 24 May 2023 13:23:48 +1000, Noddy wrote:

snip outstanding looniness.
> The bloke is a total *whackjob* with many problems, but his biggest one
> is that he talks that much utter nonsense that he can't tell the
> difference between fantasy and reality himself.

And in todays Merrimu Arsewiper...

'Resident of glass house assembles large catapult in living room'.

alvey

On 25/5/2023 9:42 am, alvey wrote:
> On Wed, 24 May 2023 09:22:03 +1000, Noddy wrote:
>
> snip loony
>
>> Delusions of grandeur are a *big* problem for this walking personality
>> disorder :)

The identity disturbance is strong in this one!
>
> Darren of Troy: The poster who broke a thousand irony meters.
>
>
>
> alvey

--
Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On 24/05/2023 9:19 am, lindsay wrote:
> On 23/05/2023 5:40 pm, Xeno wrote:
>
> more mythical bullshit
>>>
>> So I hear. My railway engineer mate
>
> Is that the one with the 4 jobs in 4 days, and was none of them, Tomas?
>
>  will be up here for a holiday soon -
>
> Ah yes, all Vics go to Coffs. To leave the cold, only to get drowned in
> a cyclonic shithole. Bwahahahahhahahhahaa only the dumb ones,
> shit-fer-brains.

Sitting on the balcony with a glass of wine this evening watching the
green mountains of Morea slowly disappear in the evening light, I
thought, "Merrimau or Coffs?" they're both shit holes compared to this. :)

On 25/05/2023 4:38 pm, Keithr0 wrote:
> On 24/05/2023 9:19 am, lindsay wrote:
>> On 23/05/2023 5:40 pm, Xeno wrote:
>>
>> more mythical bullshit
>>>>
>>> So I hear. My railway engineer mate
>>
>> Is that the one with the 4 jobs in 4 days, and was none of them, Tomas?
>>
>>   will be up here for a holiday soon -
>>
>> Ah yes, all Vics go to Coffs. To leave the cold, only to get drowned
>> in a cyclonic shithole. Bwahahahahhahahhahaa only the dumb ones,
>> shit-fer-brains.
>
> Sitting on the balcony with a glass of wine this evening watching the
> green mountains of Morea slowly disappear in the evening light, I
> thought, "Merrimau or Coffs?" they're both shit holes compared to this. :)

How would you know. Keith? :)

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Regards,
Noddy.

On 25/5/2023 9:58 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 25/05/2023 4:38 pm, Keithr0 wrote:
>> On 24/05/2023 9:19 am, lindsay wrote:
>>> On 23/05/2023 5:40 pm, Xeno wrote:
>>>
>>> more mythical bullshit
>>>>>
>>>> So I hear. My railway engineer mate
>>>
>>> Is that the one with the 4 jobs in 4 days, and was none of them, Tomas?
>>>
>>>   will be up here for a holiday soon -
>>>
>>> Ah yes, all Vics go to Coffs. To leave the cold, only to get drowned
>>> in a cyclonic shithole. Bwahahahahhahahhahaa only the dumb ones,
>>> shit-fer-brains.
>>
>> Sitting on the balcony with a glass of wine this evening watching the
>> green mountains of Morea slowly disappear in the evening light, I
>> thought, "Merrimau or Coffs?" they're both shit holes compared to
>> this. :)
>
> How would you know. Keith? :)
>
Well, you have no idea what it's like up this part of the country.
Remember, you think it's *colder* here than your windswept mesa in
Merrimu. Proves you've never been here.

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Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)