On Thursday, October 1, 1998 at 12:30:00 PM UTC+5:30, Michael "Air" Bizar wrote:
> 1. my dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
> 2. my dick is so big, i went to the viper room and my dick got right in. i
> had
> to stand there and argue with the doorman.
> 3. my dick is so big, i have to call it mr. dick in front of company.
> 4. my dick is so big, it won't return spielberg's calls.
> 5. my dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school
> 6. my dick has an elevator and a lobby.
> 7. my dick has better credit than i do.
> 8. my dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when i cum.
> 9. my dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. it's now
> known as the democratic people's republic of my dick.
> 10. my dick is so big, it has casters.
> 11. my dick is so big, i'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
> 12. my dick is so big, ships use it to find thier way into the harbor.
> 13. my dick is so big, there was once a movie called godzilla vs. my dick.
> 14. my dick is so big, it lives next door.
> 15. my dick is so big, i entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in
> first, second, and third.
> 16. my dick is so big, it votes.
> 17. my dick is a better dresser than i am.
> 18. my dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
> 19. my dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in
> pictures.
> 20. my dick is so big, henry aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
> 21. my dick runs the 440 in fifteen seconds.
> 22. my dick is the walrus, koo koo ga joob.
> 23. no matter where i go, my dick always gets there first.
> 24. my dick takes longer lunches than i do.
> 25. my dick contributed $50, 000 to the democratic national committee.
> 26. my dick was once ambassador to china.
> 27. my dick is so big, its gone condo.
> 28. my dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
> 29. my dick was almost drafted by the cleveland browns, but art modell
> didn't
> want a bigger dick than he was on the team.
> 30. my dick is so big, i use the eiffel tower as a french tickler.
> 31. its so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.
> 32. my dick is so big, i could wear it as a tie if i wasn't so afraid of
> getting a hard-on and killing myself.
> 33. my dick is so big, i have to use an elastic zipper.
> 34. my dick is so big, it has feet.
> 35. my dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
> 36. my dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of clydesdales to
> jack me off.
> 37. my dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
> 38. my dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
> 39. my dick is so big, it has investors.
> 40. my dick is so big, it seats six.
> 41. my dick is so big, i use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
> 42. my dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
> 43. my dick is so big, king kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
> 44. my dick is so big, it has an opening act.
> 45. my dick is so big, i can fuck elevator shafts.
> 46. my dick is so big, it has its own wheaties box.
> 47. my dick is so big, i have to cook it breakfast int he morning,
> 48. my dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so
> cars could get through.
> 49. my dick is so big, everytime i get hard, i cause a solar eclipse.
> 50. my dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
> 51. if you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old i am.
> 52. my dick was once set on fire for a dino dilaurentis movie.
> 53. my dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
> 54. my dick is so big, trump owns it.
> 55. my dick is so big, that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of
> us.
> 56. my dick is so big, i can never sit in the front row.
> 57. my dick is so big, it has its own dick. and even my dick's dick is
> bigger
> than your dick.
> 58. my dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
> 59. my dick is so big, it only does one show a night.
> 60. my dick is so big, you can ski down it.
> 61. my dick is so big, it has an elbow.
> 62. my dick is so big, i have to check it as luggage when i fly.
> 63. my dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.
> 64. my dick is so big, that right now its in the other room fixing us
> drinks.
> 65. my dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
> 66. my dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the statue of
> liberty.
> 67. my dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "air my dick".
> 68. my dick is so big, i'm its bitch.
> 69. my dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective
> headgear.
> 70. my dick is so big, i could fuck a tuba.
> 71. my dick is so big, stephen hawking has a theory about it.
> 72. my dick is so big, it has its own gravity.
> 73. nasa once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
> 74. my dick is so big, its impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
> 75. the inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
> 76. my dick is so big, it has a spine.
> 77. my dick is so big, it has a basement.
> 78. my dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium,
> large, and my dick.
> 79. my dick is more muscular than i am.
> 80. my dick is so big, it has cable.
> 81. my dick is so big, it violates 17 zoning laws.
> 82. my dick is so big, it has its own page in the sierra club calendar.
> 83. my dick is so big, it has a 50 yard line.
> 84. my dick is so big, i was once in ohio and got a blowjob in tennesee.
> 85. my dick is so big, las vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
> 86. my dick is so big, i can braid it.
> 87. my dick is so big, that when it's eastern standard time at the tip,
> it's
> central mountain time at my balls.
> 88. my dick is so big, i painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used
> it as a flag.
> 89. my dick is so big, i can sit on it.
> 90. my dick is so big, it can chew gum.
> 91. my dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
> 92. my dick is so big, the carnegie deli named a sandwich after it.
> actually,
> two sandwiches.
> 93. my dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it, but they
> ran out of cement.
> 94. my dick is so big, michael jackson wants to build an amusement park on
> it
> 95. my dick is so big, when i get hard, my eyebrows get pulled down to my
> neck.
> 96. my dick is so big, you're standing on it.
> 97. my dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it..
> 98. my dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
> 99. my dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
> 100. my dick is so big, it has an agent. my dick's people will call your
> people. let's have lunch with my dick.
> 101. my dick is so big, it's right behind you.
> enjoy. and remember, no matter how big you think yours is, mine is bigger
> :)
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On Monday, September 5, 2022 at 8:37:35 PM UTC+5:30, Techtrans Engineers wrote:
> On Thursday, October 1, 1998 at 12:30:00 PM UTC+5:30, Michael "Air" Bizar wrote:
> > 1. my dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
> > 2. my dick is so big, i went to the viper room and my dick got right in. i
> > had
> > to stand there and argue with the doorman.
> > 3. my dick is so big, i have to call it mr. dick in front of company.
> > 4. my dick is so big, it won't return spielberg's calls.
> > 5. my dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school
> > 6. my dick has an elevator and a lobby.
> > 7. my dick has better credit than i do.
> > 8. my dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when i cum.
> > 9. my dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. it's now
> > known as the democratic people's republic of my dick.
> > 10. my dick is so big, it has casters.
> > 11. my dick is so big, i'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
> > 12. my dick is so big, ships use it to find thier way into the harbor.
> > 13. my dick is so big, there was once a movie called godzilla vs. my dick.
> > 14. my dick is so big, it lives next door.
> > 15. my dick is so big, i entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in
> > first, second, and third.
> > 16. my dick is so big, it votes.
> > 17. my dick is a better dresser than i am.
> > 18. my dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
> > 19. my dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in
> > pictures.
> > 20. my dick is so big, henry aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
> > 21. my dick runs the 440 in fifteen seconds.
> > 22. my dick is the walrus, koo koo ga joob.
> > 23. no matter where i go, my dick always gets there first.
> > 24. my dick takes longer lunches than i do.
> > 25. my dick contributed $50, 000 to the democratic national committee.
> > 26. my dick was once ambassador to china.
> > 27. my dick is so big, its gone condo.
> > 28. my dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
> > 29. my dick was almost drafted by the cleveland browns, but art modell
> > didn't
> > want a bigger dick than he was on the team.
> > 30. my dick is so big, i use the eiffel tower as a french tickler.
> > 31. its so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.
> > 32. my dick is so big, i could wear it as a tie if i wasn't so afraid of
> > getting a hard-on and killing myself.
> > 33. my dick is so big, i have to use an elastic zipper.
> > 34. my dick is so big, it has feet.
> > 35. my dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
> > 36. my dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of clydesdales to
> > jack me off.
> > 37. my dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
> > 38. my dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
> > 39. my dick is so big, it has investors.
> > 40. my dick is so big, it seats six.
> > 41. my dick is so big, i use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
> > 42. my dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
> > 43. my dick is so big, king kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
> > 44. my dick is so big, it has an opening act.
> > 45. my dick is so big, i can fuck elevator shafts.
> > 46. my dick is so big, it has its own wheaties box.
> > 47. my dick is so big, i have to cook it breakfast int he morning,
> > 48. my dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so
> > cars could get through.
> > 49. my dick is so big, everytime i get hard, i cause a solar eclipse.
> > 50. my dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
> > 51. if you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old i am.
> > 52. my dick was once set on fire for a dino dilaurentis movie.
> > 53. my dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
> > 54. my dick is so big, trump owns it.
> > 55. my dick is so big, that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of
> > us.
> > 56. my dick is so big, i can never sit in the front row.
> > 57. my dick is so big, it has its own dick. and even my dick's dick is
> > bigger
> > than your dick.
> > 58. my dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
> > 59. my dick is so big, it only does one show a night.
> > 60. my dick is so big, you can ski down it.
> > 61. my dick is so big, it has an elbow.
> > 62. my dick is so big, i have to check it as luggage when i fly.
> > 63. my dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.
> > 64. my dick is so big, that right now its in the other room fixing us
> > drinks.
> > 65. my dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
> > 66. my dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the statue of
> > liberty.
> > 67. my dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "air my dick".
> > 68. my dick is so big, i'm its bitch.
> > 69. my dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective
> > headgear.
> > 70. my dick is so big, i could fuck a tuba.
> > 71. my dick is so big, stephen hawking has a theory about it.
> > 72. my dick is so big, it has its own gravity.
> > 73. nasa once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
> > 74. my dick is so big, its impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
> > 75. the inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
> > 76. my dick is so big, it has a spine.
> > 77. my dick is so big, it has a basement.
> > 78. my dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium,
> > large, and my dick.
> > 79. my dick is more muscular than i am.
> > 80. my dick is so big, it has cable.
> > 81. my dick is so big, it violates 17 zoning laws.
> > 82. my dick is so big, it has its own page in the sierra club calendar.
> > 83. my dick is so big, it has a 50 yard line.
> > 84. my dick is so big, i was once in ohio and got a blowjob in tennesee.
> > 85. my dick is so big, las vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
> > 86. my dick is so big, i can braid it.
> > 87. my dick is so big, that when it's eastern standard time at the tip,
> > it's
> > central mountain time at my balls.
> > 88. my dick is so big, i painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used
> > it as a flag.
> > 89. my dick is so big, i can sit on it.
> > 90. my dick is so big, it can chew gum.
> > 91. my dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
> > 92. my dick is so big, the carnegie deli named a sandwich after it.
> > actually,
> > two sandwiches.
> > 93. my dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it, but they
> > ran out of cement.
> > 94. my dick is so big, michael jackson wants to build an amusement park on
> > it
> > 95. my dick is so big, when i get hard, my eyebrows get pulled down to my
> > neck.
> > 96. my dick is so big, you're standing on it.
> > 97. my dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it..
> > 98. my dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
> > 99. my dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
> > 100. my dick is so big, it has an agent. my dick's people will call your
> > people. let's have lunch with my dick.
> > 101. my dick is so big, it's right behind you.
> > enjoy. and remember, no matter how big you think yours is, mine is bigger
> > :)
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